I bite his elbo to mak him feel betor. He make noise like it hurtzors but he kno that it sign of ffection. He nock me over on my side and we wrestel. We play hard four while (I not leev to muny scratches) then kurl up to take nap. I purr, he smile, we sleep. He rubz my belly and we happy.
He sleepz in late todays, saying it 'mentol health day'. That fine with me; every day mentol health day. I feelz fine.
Da Big Guy haz lady in his life. I likes her; she likez da howse beings warm, like I doos. Da Big Guy laffs alot when she around. Cept when they yellings, witch is not much. Da Big Guy sez 2 me that dey been 2gether for moar dan a year and he get her a ring. I tellz him catnip mows better idea. He happyer wif her arounds than wif the round red haired one dat liked all the dawgs. (ack!) He MUCH happyer wif this one than when the won wif dark hairz who wuz hollow inside was arond. I not like herz two much; she hiss at me and not let me gets treats.
The pretty lady not home rite noa, so da hous iz cold. I sleepz under blankets and on towp of place in floor when warm aire shoot out. I likez that hole in floor, specially noa that udder cats not cum popping out of itz.
Feerce wind monster outside. I not want. I get laffed at for hidings under blankets. Da Big Won come lookings for me erlier. He find me, even tho I stelth ninja. Guess moving blanket when he kall me name gave klue. I like it when he talkz to me tho
2nite i lernt lesson: chili haz a flavor an that flavor iz burn! valyazhnaya made rilly good food 4 mynameisnotreal an i wuz laik, 'i can haz chili nao?' den i use mah tung an go 'NOM NOM NOM' n den come teh burnz! i can haz moar plz?