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Subject:I haz noo pics!
Time:11:15 pm
De call me Teef and Eval!



But I ar kute tu!

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Subject:Santa!
Time:05:29 pm
Current Mood:chipperchipper
I gotz a catnip mous!
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Subject:On Birfdays
Time:01:51 pm
Current Mood:cheerfulcheerful
I is fowteen years old. I almost old enuff to drive noa.
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Subject:On Burfdays
Time:06:52 pm
Da Big Guy, mynameisnotreal sez I be foahteen next munth. Da Pretty Lady sez that makes me old. I disagrees, and so does Da Bug Guy. I feel fine, haz good teef and I play alot. Da Big Guy sez i has many years in me yet. Not shure where in me they are, but dat make me happy.

I needz to make up list of stuffs to ask for on mai burfday. Any suggestions? What is it in this world to make a cat happee?
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Subject:Aiiieeee!
Time:07:38 pm

I is been violated! My nippels are NOT public propertease!

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Subject:Good Things
Time:09:44 pm
Da Big Guy and Da Pretty Lady is not too happee lately. Dey be stressed out by problems. Dey tok today about what dey bring to da table. I bring most impourtent part. I bring purrs and licking and love. They laff and smile and hugs me and hugs each uthr. I lick Da Big Guys hand while I lay in his arm. I purr real loud and they both hugz me. I hope things that keep them red eyed stop soon. Dey hurting reel bad and deserve to enjoy purring and hugs and licking.
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Subject:OoooooeeeEEEEeeeiiiii!!!!
Time:03:47 pm
Da Big Guy, mynameisnotreal dun rolled ovr mai tale! valyazhnaya wuz talkings two him and he not notice me under chair. Or so he klaim. He rolle back in chair I skreaaamed! Poor tale get stuck under wheel. valyazhnaya gasp and point at floor. Oh noes! Wuz it part of mai glorious tale!? Almost! Terrible tragedy! Big tuft of mai hair stuck onto wheel. Da Big Guy get onto hands and knees and call to me, ask if I okay. It take a few minutes, but I come back to him; I know he not mean it. He pick me up and make me feel better. He zamine mai tale and tell me I missing inch long (INCH LONG) section of tale hair. He check skin and bones and I not complain one little bit, so he make diagknowsus that I okay. Glad he trained cat doctor. That last bit sarkasm, for those who not catch on. He seem to think I o.k. and I act like everyting okie doke. I know he care lots for me and water leekin from his eyes say he sorry. I know chair thing bites, but I not pay attenshun; he know cahir ting bites but he distracted. He say he look almost all da time, but it only takes one momint to get tale caught. We both more cawshus in future. He reel nice to me now, to show he sorree. I just got done with nap in his arms. He nice guy for the most part.
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Subject:Hotz
Time:05:09 pm
Current Mood:hothot
It hotter then breath of smellie pugdog.

Hole in floor dat usually shootz owt cold air is not worky. Da Big Guy, mynameisnotreal mumble and tell valyazhnaya dat guy who crawl under house not have part to fix hole in floor cold air shootie thing. valyazhnaya worried that we dies. I be glad when hole in floor shoot owt cold air again. In mean time, Da Big Guy makes shure I haz cool water and nice breeze from windose and whirry fan thing. I just take it easy; not work two hard. Do Longcat Yoga, lay on damp towel and not touch Da Big Guy or The Pretty Lady. They sticky. When it be winters again?
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Subject:I has a box.
Time:04:58 pm
Current Mood:deviousdevious
Da two big onez go out and getz foodz de udder day. The big hairy one bringz it home in box. I get box. I like to sitz in box.

Da Preetee Lady and me haz rough and tumbel play time. She not as tuff as big hairy guy. When I bitez her, she squeel and jerk away hand. She still complain about chunk of skin she left behind.

Wuz tasty.
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Time:09:54 pm
Da Big Guy dun get madz at me de other day. I has dis secret hidey place underneeth dat chair dat rock back and foth. I drag my prey under dere and finishes it orf. He chase me around house de uffer day with that thing that makez offal noise and suck things orf floor, when he shove aside rocky bath foth chair. He yelzorz at me when he see all the shreded preyz. I think de pretty floral patterns lookz better when shreded. He yellz at me and throw rest of roll at me. But I noa he only half angree. He yells lotz, but he still lovez me. I wait a while befour I drag 'nuther roll of paper towelz under dere.
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